Monday, March 30, 2009

Dansalan Gardens


Come home to your own piece of privacy at Dansalan Gardens, a 3-tower residential condominium complex strategically located in the quiet side of Mandaluyong. With no other high-rise development nearby, you can enjoy unlimited access to spectacular views of the Makati, Manila, and Ortigas skylines.

Location: M. Vicente St., Mandaluyong City
Nearest Land Mark: 3-5mins. away from Ortigas Business District
Unit Types: 1BR/2BR/2BR & 3BR Penthouse
Price Range: 2.5M-10.5M
Turnover Date: Ready For Occupancy

10% Minimum Down Payment to Move In!!!
Available in In-House, Bank, and Pag-ibig financing.

Dansalan Gardens Promo!!!(July 15 to 31, 2009)

*Reservation fee is only Php10,000
*Payment Terms: 10-10-80(1st 10% payable in 6 months, 2nd 10% payable in 12 months, 80% balance payable through In House, Bank, and Pag-ibig financing) for all unit types.
*Php50,000 discount on Parking Slot for combo purchase(unit and parking).

To view actual photos, please CLICK HERE.

For your inquiries, call or text JC Santos at 09175321126; 09238572171 or you may also email your questions at johncarlo.santos@gmail.com.

Sunday, March 29, 2009

Russian Roulette

A Russian went on a safari to Africa and was caught by a fierce-looking tribe. Upon learning that he was from Russia, the chief decided not to cook him alive but to give him their version of Russian roulette.

Sixteen girls then circled the guy and one by one proceeded to give him a blowjob.

"Hey, this is great!", the Russian shouted in delight. "But, where's the roulette?"

"One of the girls is a cannibal."

Source: Maxim, March 09 Issue